Jokes for under 12 year olds
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Lucy Age: 9 Scotland What did the big telephone say to the little telephone? You're too young to be engaged. |
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Aimee Jones 10 from Pontypridd (UK) What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper |
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Simon Stoops age 11 knock! knock! |
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From Emma-Jane Uren Age 9 What do you get if you cross snowman and a shark? Frost bite. |
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From Charles Hillman Aged 9 from London Why did the farmer call his pig Ink? Because he kept running out of the pen!! |
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Vinita Roy from LONDON AGE 10 Doctor doctor I feel like a pack of cards Wait there I will deal with you later |
| Lizzie Fox age 12 from Warrington
Knock knock! |
| Teppi age 7 from Edinburgh
why did the man with one arm
cross the road? |
| Sydney, age 6
knock knock - who's there? |
| Emanuel age 9
Q. what do you call a cow that eats your
grass |
| Emanuel age 9 Q.what is a cats favourite breakfast. A.mice crispies. |
| Fraser Rattray (Jordan) Age
7 Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road ? Because it ran out of juice. |
| Daphne Mitchell, Age: 11
A cheeseburger walked into a bar and said "hello, can I have a pint of beer please?" The bartender replied "Sorry, we don't serve food" |
| Christiane Wagner, Age: 8
What kind of illness did the christmas tree get ? Tinsle-itis |
| Christopher Kelpin, Age: 11
Why did the dumb guy get fired from the M&M factory? He kept throwing out the W's! |
| Kimmy Hawley, Age: 6
What do you call a man with no arms or legs and lays in front of your door? Matt. |
| Michelle Mendoza, Age: 8
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!!!!! |
| J.J. Loonam, Age: 8
Hot, because you can catch a cold! |