Jokes for 13 - 18 year olds
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From: Jacob Lloyd Question: There were two peanuts walking down the road and one of them went to the police station, why did it do that? Answer: Because it was being a-salted! |
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From: Caroline, Harpenden A brown paper bag was feeling really ill and kept going to the doctor for tests. Eventually the tests came back and the doctor told it that it was HIV positive. "How can this posibly be?" asked the brown paper bag, to which the doctor replied: "Your mother must have been a carrier!" |
| From: Hein, Aged 17, Luton
The Department of Health has identified a new strand of Mad Cow Disease and are warning everyone to watch out for the symptoms of what they are calling " P.M.T." |
| From: Laura Landon
How did the cow get to birmingham? On the mooooterway |
| From: Kevin Foskett
What do you get when you cross a sheep and
a kangaroo? |
| From: John Kraayvanger
How can you tell which one is Ronald McDonald
on a nude beach? |
| From Greg Aged 18, Dumfries
Did you hear about the canniball who passed his brother in the forest? |
| Chris Causer 13 London
What happened when the government found out grapes contained a deadly bacteria? They made Kulled wine. |
| Nikki Courtney, 17 years
old
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny. What do you call a cow without any legs? Ground beef |
| Nikki Courtney, Age: 17
What do you call a guy without any arms or legs in a pile of leaves? Russell |
| Kate Anderson Age:16
What do anniveraries and toilet seats have in common? Men miss them both! |
| Andrew Smith
Why did the dinosaur cross the road Because Chickens wern't invented yet! |
| Nicole Wilson
What do you get when you walk under a cow ? A pat on the head ! |